About
Dan is a self employed Jedi-Ninja with Pirate blood running through his veins, he spends his days pretending to work, avoiding the drone of his nagging wife and playing the occasional game of “fetch” with his sons.
Dan’s interests include the Internets, Gridiron, pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. He is fairly convinced that an adult man can survive solely on a diet of fruit tingles, cocacola and the occasional pie, but still has yet to reach conclusive evidence during his 35 year study.
Dan’s achievments include having the most acute selective hearing of any man alive, sleeping for 72 hour stretches and scratching his balls with just the one hand. He’s also a fairly good shag if you catch him on the right day.
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